It's pretty late right now - and what better to fill those late night hours than infomercials. They have just enough plot to keep you interested (Will Sarah EVER be able to get out that unsightly coffee stain from her carpet?), enough repetition to make sure that even in a state of sleep-deprivation you get the point, and a thrilling crescendo (not $99, not $69, not $59, not even $49... only 4 easy payments of $11.99).
The problem with watching TV late at night is that even this seems like a legitimate purchase:
Although - admit it - you were hooked from the beginning. How WILL she be able to keep her shoulder from being chafed.
Turn about is fair play, though. Recording these infomercials in a state of deprivation can also lead to some poor life choices:
(If you don't have nine minutes, skip ahead to 7:25 - 7:55). "Why can't these products just work like they say they do.)
* some offensive language.
Have a nice day - but guard your wallet at night.
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